Redneck Demotivational Poster
REDNECK MURDERS - Usually go unsolved because 1. There are no dental records 2. All the DNA matches
REDNECK MURDERS - Are hard to solve because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records .
FIRE ALARM - When it starts popping, time to get hopping.
REDNECKS - You will spot them anywhere.
REDNECK FIRE ALARM - Sometimes its easier to spot than others
REDNECKS - You may laugh at them... But they are the best at finding simple solutions To complex problems
THE "LEARNING" CHANNEL - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF... - Your favorite TV show is called "Pimp my Outhouse."
UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS -
DEAR SANTA - I'd like a spirograph, rock-'em-sock-'em robots and . . .oh, yeah, one of these.
HIP HOP - NOW AVAILABLE IN WEST VIRGINIA
REDNECK SANTA - Beer and Lotto tickets for everyone
REDNECK THANKSGIVING - Somehow I don't think this is the image that Norman Rockwell had in mind
REDNECKS - We love the Christmas season too
REDNECK HOUSEBOAT - Me an' Billy-Bob are headin' over to the sink-hole. Wanna join us? We got plenty o' beer!
CROSSBREEDING - Mexican and Rednecks are doing it
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK - When you wear a pair of underpants as a tank top
REDNECK KID - YES, HIS PARENTS ARE SO PROUD!!! THEY HOPE HE WILL RUN THE FAMILY GARAGE ONE DAY!!!
3RD GRADE - The best 10 years of moms life.
REDNECK DAYCARE -
STAR TREK FAIL - Gang signs? Spock is in a gang?
IF YOUR MAILBOX LOOKS LIKE THIS - You might be a redneck
REDNECK WAKEBOARDING - What will they think of next?
NASCAR FANS -
REDNECK WEDDING - YOU MAY NOW KISS YOUR SISTER
REDNECK ENGINEERING - Why America will never be successfully invaded by a foreign country.
BACTERIA - it's the only culture some people have
REDNECK DOWRY - Each of my Daughters Comes with a Chicken!
REDNECKS: YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL WHERE THEY LIVE. -
STUCK - Giving up is an option
FIGHTING FAIR - Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
REDNECK WEDDING CAKE - The only thing missing is the Toast to the happy couple with this morning's Moonshine
WHITE TRASH - An individual that may or may not be poor, but is monumentally ignorant and quite possibly stupid.
FAMILY PORTRAITS -
HILLBILLIES AND REDNECKS - Everyone is allowed to dream. Only a few work hard enough to to see them become a reality.
REDNECK CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - And, yes they are tampons.
INCEST - ...the reason why we drive so fast through the Bible belt.
Young Love -
TIRE IRONS, SQUIRREL GUNS & GRIT - That's what Rednecks are made of
THE FLOAT IS READY - Let the Christmas parade begin
TEXAS - Where life is still easy and structured
THE RECESSION - It's not that bad after all
TRAILER TRASH - THIS GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THOSE WORDS!
NASCAR - Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
REDNECKS - Watch Out! They will try and steal everything
FAMILY PICTURES - Rednecks, they all look the same to me...
REALLY GOOD REDNECK PARENTS -
BLIND DATES -
BABY STORAGE - ....the REDNECK version..... so you can watch NASCAR without hassle
TRUE DARING -
REDNECK INGENUITY - I guess giving up drinking and pork gravy was out of the question?
APPARENTLY - Rednecks are International
REDNECKS - The real scurge in American Society
STUPID REDNECKS - They're always right, so apparently the Soviets and Nazis shared a government.
INDOOR PLUMBING - REDNECKS What separates the middle class from the lower.
STUPID REDNECKS - Every family has at least one ...
UNDERCOVER C.I.A. AGENT JASPER - Almost blew his cover.
WATER SKIING - You gotto luv them Rednecks
HUNTING - Wrong on so many levels
HOT TUB TIME MACHINE - your doing it wrong
WTF?!?!? - Why isn't he parked in the handicapped space?
JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES - Wait 'til they knock on my door.
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' - They Hatin'
REDNECKS - Getting An "A" For Effort
Gun Laws -
KENTUCKY - 5 million people. 15 last names.
REDNECK CRIME - Can't be solved because the DNA is all the same and there's no dental records
REDNECK SIMPLICITY - Oh I just live in a little place out behind the business
DREAMS CAN COME TRUE - It Can Happen To You Especially When You Live In A Mobile Home
BIG CITY FOLKS - City Folks ain't two smart, don't know the difference between a possum and a cat!
ZOONECROPHILIA - Because rednecks get lonely too
Gated Community -
CONTRACEPTION - Because some parents don't have the sense to say, "Wait . . . we shouldn't do this."
JUST WONDERING - If they get divorced are they still brother and sister?
BACK ON THE SPLINTER AGAIN -
NOW THAT'S CLASS - Yep us Rednecks has it alright. But only when it's on a sale.
WHISKEY BENT HELL BOUND - SETTING S A I L FOR A 3-HOUR CRUISE
REDNECKS - They don't play games.
REDNECK BABYSITTERS - Avoid at all costs!
ONE TRICK PONY - But HE thinks it's the GREATEST TRICK EVER!
RUN FOR YOUR WIFE - What Redneck men do when they hear there's a new girl in town that isn't related to anyone.
REDNECK FIRE PIT - When you really want to romance her...
STOCK CAR FANS - A CLASSY, CLASSY BUNCH.
REDNECK RALLY - Popular sport everywhere necks are red and popular vehicle is a tractor.
REDNECK - YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF: YOU HAVE AN OLD CAR WITH A TREE GROWING OUT OF IT IN YOUR YARD!
BEHOLD - The Redneck See-Saw!
REDNECK MOTOR HOME -
THE ULTIMATE REDNECK - has been found
AMERICANS - The only people on Earth who make animal cruelty a sport.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK ... - If the above looks like like your family, there is not "IF," you ARE a redneck
OHH, NOW I SEE - Thats why rednecks have no teeth
THE FASHION POLICE - Must be on coffee break.
REDNECK MENORAH - Hey ya'll Happy Hanuka, now pass me a PBR
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